By Kikelomo Onigbanjo

This story is painfully funny.

I took a bus today like every other normal person…

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And this really pretty babe came inside the bus – very beautiful!

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When it was time to pay, she came out straight saying she did not have a kobo on her!

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The conductor started his thing, shouting and screaming at the top of his voice

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He told her to either get down or ask someone in the bus to lap her. She chose the latter option.

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Several guys were looking at her like: choose me! choose me!
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One Mallam graciously offered his laps but…

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She turned him down and picked one fine bobo.

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Turns out it was the worst decision because she complained all through the duration of the journey.

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I’m gonna pause for a minute, this lady sef, someone is offering you help and you’re still making shakara and having choice…na wa o!

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When we got to the last bus stop, he wanted to collect her number, but she left him hanging there like:

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I don’t know why guys behave that way, one little favour, you start behaving like you are her Lord and Saviour.

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Have a fabulous day!

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