From ass kissing to grass eating, petrol drinking and getting it all off all for the sake of “divine miracles from above”, we bring you eight bizarre miracles African pastors have performed that has raised more than just a few eyebrows.
Check out eight strange miracles:
Husband palava: Pastor kissing female congregants’ butt
Single women of a church in the Caribbean were taken to the beach and asked by their pastor to get naked and bend over so he could plant a “holy kiss” on their butt cheeks so as to enable them find their husbands (That’s some miracle going on! Wonder how that played out though).
Sucking the demons out:
Kenyan-based Nigerian pastor Chijioke (‘Breast and Honey Harvest Church’) stands firmly by his church’s name. He sucks “demons” out of women’s boobs to give deliverance in his church. He relocated from Nigeria to answer the ‘call of the lord’ in Kenya. (Those eyes say it all)
Grass has never tasted better:
Controversial South African pastor Lesego Daniel of ‘Rabboni Centre Ministries’ told his congregation that in order to get closer to God they needed to follow the Shepherd wholeheartedly and the practical way to do that was to eat grass (which he himself didn’t eat). He also made them drink petrol which apparently was turned into pineapple juice as rite of Holy Communion, through the “miracle of God”.
Drop bras and panties before coming to church:
Now who knew being covered up was a sin? A Kenyan pastor Rev. Njohi of ‘Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church’ in Dandora, Kenya operates on a whole new level of spirituality. He orders female members to dump undergarments before coming to church so “God can enter their bodies”.
Getting naked for total healing
Prophet of the End Times Disciples Ministries, 25-year-old South African Prophet Penuel Mnguni is used to seeing women and men stripping after all. According to him, “God placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden with no clothes on, and because they had faith in the Lord, they didn’t even know they were undressed.” (*clears throat*). He also made them eat snakes.
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A determined Pastor James Nganga of Neno Evangelism Centre, Kenya got wrapped in the healing mode while performing an “aggressive miracle” which led to showing the woman’s boobs (but did the HIV go away???)
Pastor impregenates 20 church members
53 year old general overseer of Vineyard Ministry of the Holy Trinity, Nigeria Pastor Timothy Ngwu was led By ‘Holy Spirit’ to impregnate more than 20 members of his congregation, including several married women, young girls including a mother and daughter. Doggedly spreading his wild oats for the “kingdom”!
Boiling water miracle
23 year old South African Pastor Thamsanqa Sambulo, founder and apostle at Thy Word Kingdom Harvest Ministries made headlines when he performed a “boiling water miracle” during a church service. Sambulo asked a member of his church to “go boil water in a kettle at the kitchen” which he hugged and it all ended with him pouring it on his congregant’s palm without them getting burnt. Really?